Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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