if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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