So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we made out on top of his cat.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm too high and old for this...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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