And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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