She said her name was "party"
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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