stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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