wanna go halves on a baby?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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