Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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