I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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