No stitches, just platelets and will power
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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