Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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