Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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