Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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