apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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