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(773): View more from Illinois

I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta

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(801): View more from Utah

No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything

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(913): View more from Kansas

You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup

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(703): View more from Virginia

My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday

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(540): View more from Virginia

we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here

(540): View more from Virginia

you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill

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(801): View more from Utah

My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3

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