Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(315): View more from New York

Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.

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(360): View more from Washington

She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Lets just say I chased with a burrito.

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(540): View more from Virginia

He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding

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(770): View more from Georgia

There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.

(404): View more from Georgia

My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best

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Awe that means so much to us

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(562): View more from California

And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.

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