If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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