NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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