With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm getting married
To pizza
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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