She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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