im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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