No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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