the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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