I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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