either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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