Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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