I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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