I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I should be sponsored by Trojan
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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