where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Quick, to the slutcave!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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