Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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