Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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