Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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