New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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