I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We got so high we made milksteak
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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