Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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