Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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