I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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