I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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