chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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