oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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