We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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