I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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