11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
