Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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