i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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