i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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