Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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