Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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