We won't sleep together?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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