Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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