how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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