thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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