how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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