He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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