That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
